What to Know Before You Buy

Q: Are the shirts true to size?
A: Yes, they’re unisex sizing unless stated otherwise. If you’re between sizes or prefer a looser fit, we recommend sizing up.

Q: What’s the return policy?
A: We want you to love your order. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, contact us within 14 days of delivery and we’ll provide a replacement or refund.
Because each shirt is made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or buyer preference.

Q: What kind of shirts do you use?
A: Super-soft, breathable cotton blends from trusted providers. These aren’t stiff giveaway shirts — they’re ones you’ll actually want to live in.

Q: Shipping 
A: Shipping is free on U.S. orders over $40. Orders under $40 ship at a flat rate calculated at checkout. You’ll always see shipping before you purchase.

Q: Delivery
A: After processing, orders typically arrive within 3–5 business days.
Most customers receive their order within 5–8 business days total.

Q: Why buy from a small shop instead of a big box store?
A: These shirts are made for overthinkers, deep feelers, and people who live a bit off-center. This isn’t just merch — it’s messaging with a little humor and a lot of heart.